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Trump Boys Bake Dad Cake With Gavel Hidden Inside
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Congress Passes Opioid Crisis Legislation After Addict Cousin Steals Their Xbox
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Friend From Red State Fondly Recalls Beloved Grade School Tradition Called ‘Slave Days’
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CDC Investigating Illnesses Linked To Counterfeit Botox
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White Person Way Too Proud Of Using WhatsApp
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Teachers Explain Why They Need To Carry Guns In The Classroom
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Catch-As-Catch-Vatican
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Rick Scott Celebrates Abortion Ban By Cutting Umbilical Cord Of Woman Forced To Carry Baby To Term
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Kristi Noem Defends Killing Her Dog
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Cozy Single Unit
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Report: Americans Lead World In Identifying Which One They Want
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New Tinder Ad Tells Lapsed Users They Will Come Back To App Like Dog To Its Own Vomit
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National Park Visitors Treated To Majestic Sight Of Crow Eating Napkin
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Coachella Organizers Announce Plans To Extend Festival To 52 Weekends A Year
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What Biden Can Do To Win Over Gen Z
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Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison
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Nation’s White Women Announce They Have New Perspective On Paris Hilton
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Taylor Swift Fan Convinced Artist Purposefully Released Big Dud As Commentary On Music Industry
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Teacher Forced To Pay For Students’ Plan B Out Of Pocket
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Biden Sets Aside Land West Of Mississippi As Gluten-Free Zone
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‘Bluey’ Praised For Tackling Difficult Subject Of Walking In On Parents During Their Scheduled Weekly Sex
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Americans Explain Why We Should Call The National Guard On College Protesters
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Airlines Now Required To Refund Canceled Or Delayed Flights In Cash
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Mom Pretty Jealous Of All The Dick Teenage Daughter Going To Pull With Those Highlights
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U.S. Bans TikTok
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Heart Transplant Recipient Walks Daughter Of Deceased Donor Pig Down Aisle
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Women Explain Why They Are Attracted To Walton Goggins’ Character In ‘Fallout’
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Mall Still Hasn’t Removed Rotting Santa Claus
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Pros And Cons Of Using The Passive Voice In Journalism
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Shadowboxing Nation Just Rewatched ‘Rocky II’
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SanDisk Introduces New Flash Wheelbarrow For Hauling 5,000 Terabytes Of Data
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Teenagers Explain What It's Like Partying With Matt Gaetz
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FTC Bans Noncompete Clauses
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HVAC Technician Confirms Random Clanking Noise Just Normal Sound Of Pervert’s Erection Hitting Metal Duct
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Hundreds Of Teenage Shoplifters Run Away With State Of Nebraska
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Students Across U.S. Protest Israel-Hamas War
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Report: Bench Near Piano Secretly Hiding Books About Music
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Disappointed Phish Fans Expected More From Sphere Visuals Than Projection Of Band’s Website URL
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U.S. Animation Studios May Have Unknowingly Outsourced Work To North Korea
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Wild St. Peter’s Basilica Crowd Tosses Around Inflatable Crucifix
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Female Athletes React To Nike’s Revealing Olympic Uniforms
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Billionaire’s Guest House Oasis
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Harvard Demolishes Library Covered In Human Skin
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Man Stops One Oreo Short Of Successfully Eating Away Problems
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